Meet Poot and Her Friends is the first episode of Season One, and the first episode overall of this stupid wikia show that nobody gives a shit about, Poot and Friends. It airs today.
It was recorded in Hell.
Poot enters her own apartment.
POOT: Hello everyone! :D
Regina stops sucking Pepe's dick at the sofa and goes in the direction of Poot.
REGINA: GET OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID WHORE DON'T YOU SEE WE ARE BUSY OVER HERE?
Poot starts crying.
POOT (annoyingly crying): YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN!
REGINA: WELL YOU ARE A POTATO SO WE ARE EVEN.
Everyone agrees with Regina. Poot leaves her apartment, crying.
Regina and her crew are talking. Poot isn't there, she's busy being a potato.
REGINA: Wow, Potato is such a crying loser.
PEPE: DID YOU JUST STOPPED SUCKING MY COCK TO TALK ABOUT THAT SLUT?
REGINA: NO YOU DUMB IDIOT, I'M HERE BECAUSE WE SHOULD PRANK POTATO. TOMORROW IS HER BIRTHDAY.
DOGE: Actually, it isn't tomorrow.
REGINA: WHATEVER DOGE I DON'T CARE! WHAT I DO CARE IS THAT WE NEED TO PRANK LOVATO.
ARIANA: I want my daddy. I miss fucking him.
REGINA: SHUT UP YOU STUPID BITCH NOBODY ASKED YOU FOR NOTHING YOU STUPID SLUT!!!
ARIANA: Thanks for the complement.
REGINA: What the hell is a complement? THAT ISN'T EVEN A WORD.
DOGE: ABOUT THE PRANK REGINA!
REGINA: Oh right, the prank! Wait, what prank?
PEPE: MY DICK NEEDS TO GET SUCKED REGINA, HURRY UP!
Poot enters her apartment and she is surprised by a surprise party.
POOT: OMG THNX GUYS :D
REGINA: YEAH WHATEVER JUST SEE YOUR PRESENTS
ARIANA: Wait, we still need to eat the cake.
REGINA: You can suck your dick anytime POOT NEEDS TO SEE THE PRESENTS
PEPE: Yeah my cock is not waiting any longer! IT NEEDS TO BE SUCKED.
Poot checks her present. It's a self portrait. She opens up and sees a potato head. Poot is so angry but before she says anything she dies.
In the next episode... find out what happens when Poot comes back to life like nothing has ever happened and her revenge to Regina as she invites Gretchen, Cady and Karen to her apartment. Doge is still a shithead who nobody cares, Ariana gets a visit from his pedophile father and Pepe is tortured when is dick isn't sucked for 48 hours. FIND OUT NEXT TIME BUT NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT THIS SHIT SO, WHATEVER.